WHISKY HUMOUR


Next to a dram of great Scotch whisky, a good laugh is nature’s finest remedy for just about anything. After 35 years of distilling and blending Scotch whisky, we suspect we’ve heard just about every whisky story there is, but some still make us laugh. Here are a few of our favourites.

NO LAUGHING MATTER? CLAN GOLD’S FAVOURITE WHISKY JOKES

 “The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learnt to like it.” – Winston Churchill.

God invented whisky so that the Irish would never take over the world! – Anon

“I’ve been on the whisky diet – I’ve already lost three days!” – British comic Tommy Cooper

“Always carry a flagon of whisky in case of snakebite, and furthermore, always carry a small snake.” – W. C. Fields

“Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good whisky is barely enough.” – Mark Twain

“There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and one of them is malt whisky.” – Scottish proverb