NO LAUGHING MATTER? CLAN GOLD’S FAVOURITE WHISKY JOKES
“The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learnt to like it.” – Winston Churchill.
God invented whisky so that the Irish would never take over the world! – Anon
“I’ve been on the whisky diet – I’ve already lost three days!” – British comic Tommy Cooper
“Always carry a flagon of whisky in case of snakebite, and furthermore, always carry a small snake.” – W. C. Fields
“Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good whisky is barely enough.” – Mark Twain
“There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and one of them is malt whisky.” – Scottish proverb